i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
(Source: sorry, via confined-freedom)
americans hate americans just as much as everyone else hates americans don’t let our jokes fool you
When someone won’t let you in, eventually you stop knocking.
Everything you love is here
(Source: quoted-books, via lovequotesrus)
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
-The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-